The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.
I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"
The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself.
Never engage this dragon.
Your only chance,
hide and pray it does not find you.
old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn
Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
50 Shades of Grain
People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met
I think Special K Bliss can be left alone.