zeldathemes
The Dreamer
I'm 16, I'm from Kansas, and feel free to ask me anything! I'm an open book.


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unamusedsloth:

Because sometimes you just need a bear.

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

dear-travis:

magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Retail in general.

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

themightyberkian:

minamarrrina:

True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.

You don’t understand how perfect this is.

anaharath:

kieramelkisses:

butifloveisagame:

reblogging this again because Channing is actually so fucking funny

He’s truly an inspiration

I love him omg.

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

spoken-not-written:

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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i was like “why is that thing shaking a cash register”

erinwatson1029:

blanketburritoofshame:

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

thewaywardtardis:

chronically-bitchfaced:

That moment when you find out DJ Qualls (Garth) was a cancer survivor at age 14, is 6’1, studied acting and literature in England, and modeled for Prada.

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You’ve been #Garthed

he’s also the same age jensen

wait he’s 6’1???

DO THEY JUST CAST GIANTS ON THIS SHOW

They have to, because otherwise they all look like munchkins next to Jared.

What

  #spn  

fat-walda:

"I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends."

  #gotg    #marvel  

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

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owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have