people who dont have read receipts on imessage are the reason why i have trust issues
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
"I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing"
If you ship my otp I like you.
If you ship my notp I like you.
If you ship my otp and are rude, arrogant and hateful I probably don’t like you.
If you ship my notp and are rude, arrogant and hateful I probably don’t like you.
I do not like/dislike people depending on what they ship. I like/dislike people depending on how they act.
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST
↳ lasagnamills asked : cs flirt
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
Prick is the Switzerland of penis synonyms.
I am a cock person.
Put that on my tombstone, pls.
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling
Reblog if you post any of the following
- The Vampire diaries
- Teen wolf
- The originals
- The 100
- Hemlock grove
- The Hunger games
- The mortal instruments
- The fault in our stars
- Vampire academy
- Or just fangirl blogs
- Or any fangirl/fandom blog that could be interesting to me
And i’ll check out your blog and maybe follow you!