How the fuck am i supposed to wait a week for outlander.
I'm 17, I'm from Kansas, and feel free to ask me anything! I'm an open book.
Tell me about your family
His giggle is like the most adorable thing ever.
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
i am the tragedy and the heroine
┖ leading ladies of the marvel cinematic universe
what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that
everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment
they ruin it
because they’re assholes
Someone wrote Sugar, were going down swinging on the bathroom wall in blood and now our school is on lockdown omfg
THE POLICE ARE HERE OMFG
There is this girl laughing her ass off in the corner of my classroom. I wonder if she…
I just made a new friend
I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE PROMO AND I CANNOT BREATH I AM PRETTY SURE I AM GONNA COMBUST AND DIE SCREAMING ABOUT JAMIE AND CLAIRE. THIS IS THE MOMENT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR. THIS IS OUR BOOK COMING TO LIFE SOMEONE HOLD ME
but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
what if every piece of clothing you liked or reblogged suddenly appeared in your closet
miley cyrus’ fans have started calling her “the tongue queen” on twitter and every time i see those words i imagine a huge powerful lizard overlord
maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”
STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard
I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any.
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.