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flying fucks

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck and fuckfuckfuckfuck he watches agents of shield…NO MISTER. YOU CAN’T JUST DECIDE TO TEXT ME RANDOMLY ABOUT AGENTS OF SHIELD. ESPECIALLY NOT RIGHT NOW WITH ALL MY EMOTIONAL TURMOIL ABOUT IT…AND YOU. I don’t give a flying fuck and I was almost done problem solving about you and what to do cause you didn’t put in an effort last time we talk so DON’T JUST FUCKING RANDOMLY TEXT ME ABOUT AGENTS OF SHIELD. FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CUTE. 

  #my life    #boys    #agents of shield  

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

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remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 

  #the avengers    #marvel  

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

gay-bacon-strips:

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

Technically, they support me.

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

dysfunctunal:

gnarly:

hatin:

dysfunctunal:

i feel like i’m betraying tumblr but pizza isnt my favorite food

you’re not one of us anymore

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please don’t exile me :(

dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

piercingsandink:

radichul:

dearoldlove:

Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.

Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.

You still didn’t get it.

this hit me hard

oh man

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

rorywilliamsamypond:

I will always remember when the Doctor was me. 

  #dw  

#social justice bloggers