fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck and fuckfuckfuckfuck he watches agents of shield…NO MISTER. YOU CAN’T JUST DECIDE TO TEXT ME RANDOMLY ABOUT AGENTS OF SHIELD. ESPECIALLY NOT RIGHT NOW WITH ALL MY EMOTIONAL TURMOIL ABOUT IT…AND YOU. I don’t give a flying fuck and I was almost done problem solving about you and what to do cause you didn’t put in an effort last time we talk so DON’T JUST FUCKING RANDOMLY TEXT ME ABOUT AGENTS OF SHIELD. FUCK FUCK FUCK. WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CUTE.
me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
remember when the avengers was new?
remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?
remember getting chills during this scene?
remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?
Please never forget how special The Avengers is.
Im here at walmart does anybody want anything
i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars
how do you get a nice body without moving
I support thick thighs
Technically, they support me.
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.
I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.
I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.
I will always remember when the Doctor was me.